John's Ugly Little Web Site

Welcome to Java Land amusement park!  This is where I keep all my old useless Java applets.

"Java? But John, you are no Java programmer!" you say.

Yes, that's true.  But I know the difference between good ones, and great ones.  

Here's what the critics say about my applets...

"Marvelously useless!"
- Jason V., Sun Certified Java Programmer

"Why dad, why?"
- My oldest daughter
"Have you stopped taking your medication?"
- My wife

Admittedly, not everyone understands my work... but that doesn't stop me from building new applets.

So even if you don't understand, don't be afraid to check them out.

The only thing you have to loose is time...

(If you are looking for something really useful, check this out...

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