Portland, Oregon
For the past 14 years, my family and I have been living just outside Portland, Oregon. In 2000, Portland was selected as the best place to live in America by Money Magazine. But things have changed since then. Don't get me wrong. Life is still good here, especially compared to the lifestyle of a typical Wall Street commuter (which I was for some 15 years.) However, if you are thinking about relocating here, don't. We have enough people now.
Think there's room for one more family? Carefully consider the following...
Weather
Lousy most of the time. That's because most of the time, it's raining. One local beer commercial suggested that prospective visitors prepare themselves by taking a cold shower, in their clothes, for about a month! During the winter months, it's common not to see the sun for 30 or 40 days in a row. Weather reporters use the term 'sun-break' to describe momentary glimpses of the sun. What about snow? We hardly get any. If you have a snow blower, sell it and buy one of these. You are going to need to use it twice a year to keep your sidewalks and concrete driveways from turning a slimly, dark green! (Now I know why they call Seattle the 'Emerald City.') However, the Summers are nothing short of spectacular. Short, but spectacular.
Schools
Very disappointing, especially when compared to schools back East. Typically, overcrowded classrooms and underpaid teachers. To save money, they've been shortening the school year! Brilliant! But a lot depends on the neighborhood. Some excellent private schools if you can afford them. But overall, they spend far less per pupil then they should.
Housing
Surprisingly expensive. Throughout the 90's big companies like Intel, Nike, and California immigrants (known as "Cali-fornicators") drove up real estate prices by double digits. Now home prices are coming down, but only by single digits. Looking to buy a house? Check this out. And you will definitely want to bookmark PortlandMaps.com. This will give you incredible details about the property including property owner's name (but not in all counties), sales history, property tax information, and stuff like flood maps, earthquake zones, and even aerial photographs over the course of several years so you can see how things have grown! My tax dollars at work! And here is another great site that will give you a good idea of market price. Oh, and if you need a great realtor, contact my friend Janie and tell her "John sent me."
People
Wonderful. Oregonians are some of the friendliest people on earth. Very unpretentious. You can go to the finest restaurants (and we've got lots to choose from, see below) in an open shirt and a pair cowboy boots and fit right in.
Jobs
Bad news. For almost five years now, Portland has been sporting the highest unemployment rate in the nation for a city of its size. Its economy is highly dependent on big technology. Nonetheless, people keep coming here. One headhunter told me that many highly skilled people are willing to take significant pay cuts to live here. Consequently you have a high cost of living and low wages. The employment situation, Portland's high cost of living, and crummy weather make it one of the most stressful cities in America.
Crime
Ok, but getting worse. Portland Oregon has the dubious distinction of being the epicenter of the methamphetamine abuse problem. According to FrontLine, 85% of Portland's property crime is related to meth addiction. Still, Portland was recently named the 9th safest city (population > 500,000) in America. People actually go downtown at night. During the day however, be prepared for lots of 'street people' asking for 'spare change'(as if they were doing you a favor by relieving you of the burden of carrying all those quarters in your pocket.) The problem is too many well intentioned Oregonians give money to these alcoholics, psychotics, and fried meth-addicts -- and that attracts even more of them. (From California no doubt.)
Lifestyle
Way cool. So much to do and see. You name it, it's here. Skiing (snow or water), fly fishing, hunting, site seeing, ya-da, ya-da, ya-da.
Taxes
High. Less than Northeast, but not as cheap as you might think. No retail sales tax, but 9% income tax for most residents. OUCH!
Environment
Beautiful. Oregon is second only to Hawaii in the number of major waterfalls in the US. It's great fun driving around in the hundreds of federal and state parks just taking in the view. Oregon has magnificent unspoiled coastlines, beautiful mountains, forests, white water rivers, and high desserts... all about an hour's drive from the house! Indecently, this is one place where an SUV actually makes sense.
Traffic
Horrible! (And getting worse.) "The quality of your life is inversely proportional to the square of distance you commute to work." -- John's 1st Law of Happiness
'Grey skys ain't gonna clear up' (till July 1st)
Sage advice for newcomers. When I first moved here, a fellow East-coast transplant gave me some excellent advice. He said, 'Never, ever, let the rain stop you from doing anything. If you do, you will be miserable here.' It's very true. Surprisingly, Portland doesn't get all that much in the way of total rainfall. It might rain all day long and we'll get .1" of rain. New Jersey gets more rain than Portland. What's disturbing to some is the constant, unrelenting drizzle and the dreary grey sky. The fine misty rain is actually tiny flakes of snow that melt just before they they reach ground. The droplets are so small that umbrellas are useless -- the droplets just swirl underneath them. (BTW, that's how you spot a tourist. They are the ones carrying an umbrellas! Wimps.)
Dining
Excellent. (And that's coming from a guy who spent a lot of time in some of Manhattan's finest restaurants.) Like salmon? I didn't think that much of it until I moved out here. Now, give me a thick salmon steak, marinated in mixture of fresh rosemary, thyme, lemon juice and throw it on a hot mesquite grill and serve it up on an apple-wood plank. Add the item below, family and friends. Heaven!
Wine
Magnificent! Oregon is now producing some of the best Pinot Noirs on earth. (Don't believe me? Click here. If you are thinking of sending me a gift, let me suggest a Domaine Drouhin from the Northern Willamette Valley. Remember, "Life is too short to drink bad wine."
Simpsons
Do you like the TV cartoon show 'Simpsons'? Did you know that there is a connection between the Simpsons and Portland? 'Simpsons' creator Matt Groening, who grew up in Portland, says it's all a coincidence, but I beg to differ. Here's why.
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